Funnies

A List of Funny Thoughts and Questions:

1. Why do banks charge a fee for insufficient funds when they know I don't have any money?
2. Why is it people say they "slept like a baby" when a baby wakes up every two hours?
3. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of murdered?
4. If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it rape or shoplifting?
5. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
6. Why do doctors leave the room while you take off your clothes? Aren't they going to see you naked anyway?
7. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about it?
8. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to order all that stuff from Acme, why doesn't he just buy dinner?
10. Why does a dog get aggravated when you blow in his face, but then put his head out the window of a moving car?
11. Why do people believe there are 4 billion stars but have to check if the paint is really wet?
12. Why is it that no matter what the color of bubble bath is, the bubbles are always white?
13. Is there ever a day when mattresses aren't on sale?
14. Why do people keep running over a string on the carpet with a vacuum, pick it up, examine it, then put it back on the floor to give the vacuum one last chance?
*I so do that!*
15. Why do we try to keep the house as warm in the winter as it was in the summer when we complained about the heat?

Just some silly little things. Hoped they brightened your day!